At the grocery store down the streeet from my house, they have bins full of Fritos and Doritos…in a can. Is it just me, or have chips in a can been pretty much MIA since sometime around 1985? Well, except for Pringles, that is. Personally, I think it’s brilliant because it keeps them from getting all busted up.

I really want to go back to sleep now. Oh, and life isn’t fucking bullshit anymore, which is good. I might even get around to a real update in the coming weeks.